Thursday, March 6, 2014

Hilarious heart rendering statements (Nigeria)


It's funny how we can still manage to make humor out of the ear irritating, heart breaking, eye sore happening in this country. Here are a few from last week. Check back often to see more as they occur, for your amusement.

I don’t know my exact age – Obasanjo. 77 is my official birthday...“I was actually born on Ifo market day, according to my mother,"...“I know and she knew I was born on Ifo market day. Don’t ask me what year or month.”

A good number of the Armoured Personnel Carriers acquired by the Army under the Shehu Shagari administration  are obsolete and, at times, break  down in action.

Boko Haram  members are better armed and are better motivated than our own troops. "Given the present state of affairs, it is absolutely impossible for us to defeat Boko Haram.”

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